By Nicholas Lives

Seeing as how today my brain is vacationing somewhere in the bahamas while the rest of my empty shell of a body remains here with the task of providing you lovely people with an article about music and/or movies, I do believe it is time for the brainless article I like to call...

Nick's Factual Fun Facts About Movie Facts!

Yes, that's right. Today you're getting a list of fun facts about movies you most likely didn't know or didn't want to know. This is the kind of knowledge you get from simply reading the credits and paying attention.  Enjoy responsibly.

FACT: Actor George Clooney got one of his first acting roles in the hilariously stupid "Return of the Killer Tomatoes."

FACT: The cute little girl who voices the enthusiastic "Lilo" from "Disney's Lilo and Stitch" also happens to be the creepy little black-haired girl from the horror film, "The Ring."

FACT: Tim Burton did NOT direct the animated creepy kids' film "Coraline," nor did he have any part in the production whatsoever. You can thank overlooked director Henry Selik for that masterpiece.

FACT: Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, and quite a few other famous people got their start starring in Disney's ancient kids' television show: "The Mickey Mouse Club."

FACT: Every film starring Morgan Freeman is awesome.

FACT: Every film starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is cringe-inducing.

FACT: My personal opinion about movies is actually fact.

FACT: "Vampires Suck" was not as funny as you think it was.

FACT: Nick is too tired to think up anymore facts.

AND THEN THE FACTS LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THE END.