If you're one of those people who visits this page often, you may already be familiar with some of my reviews and articles.
For those who haven't read them already, I implore you to go read them and send me your responses, because to celebrate my upcoming graduation as a senior here at Alta, I am going to start responding to some of the emails, comments and letters I've received from Hawkeye readers over the past 8 months.
So without further ado, let's dive into the mailbox, shall we?
First up, a lovely comment byCathryn Lee, in response to my Scott McCreery music video review:
Okay first off you listen here.I play softball.The other players are supposed to play catch behind the pitcher while the "PITCHER" which is Scotty gets warmed up.I do it all the time.So Scotty didn't miss the ball it was like 5 yards behind him.Oh and obiouvsly Scotty didnt pass the note to the blonde he was smiling because he though it was cute.In a guy way.&Lastly that thing you called a "soccer net" is actually a pitchback.Gosh you are so stupid.&Obviusly jealous.Because scotty has a life&Doesnt complain about every little thing.So grow up&shutup scottys hot.Your probaly some no life that lives in mommies basement.Peace >3
Thanks for writing in, Cathryn! As a writer, I'm always eager to receive criticism so that I can improve my writing, so I thank you for not holding back your critiques. First of all, you totally hit the nail on the head there when you told me how Obviusly jealous I am of country singer Scotty McCreery; because I totally wrote that whole review just to spite him for being famous! A loser like me doesn't have the talent to write a song about how pretty I think the opposite sex is. Next time I write a review I assure you I will try my very best not to form an opinion.
Next up, Kaylen Thomas writes in response to my Top 3 Movie Stars That Vaguely Resemble Turkeys article:
This article was hilarious. It had me laughing out loud by myself. I never pictured any stars looking like turkeys so I am glad that you pointed it out. Thanks for making my day!
Alright listen up here Kaylen, I don't appreciate the rude tone you have here in your response. Nor do I appreciate the hurtful jokes you made at my expense. Next time you decide to cyber-bully someone, think about the effects your words might have on them. I nearly broke into tears after reading your distasteful comment: "Thanks for making my day!"
Moving on, a mysteriously named Sam writes in response to my Top 3 Action Heroes article:
She is not Ash's wife.
I don't know who you are or where you came from Sam, but considering the fact that you corrected ME, one of the biggest Evil Dead nerds out there, on Evil Dead movie trivia, I know only you will understand this joke:
Klaatu Barada N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel?
Well folks, that's all the fan mail I can respond to for today, because quite frankly I think I've done more than my fair share of reading for the rest of the school day. I'm a senior remember? And it's the job of all seniors to try their best to forget everything they learned during their education before graduating. Next I'll be working on losing my algebra skills.
Good day folks, and thanks for all those who still read these dumb articles of mine!